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Wage Theft Flow For Executives

What I have learned and observed during my career while working for a variety of businesses:

Basic wage theft flow for executives

Click on the image to view a larger version. Pretty soon, I will publish an "advanced" wage-theft flow, as there are even more ways some ethics-challenged executives and employers will "mug" their employees. To learn more, visit the Wage Abuse section of this blog.

Merry Christmas!

Thank you for your readership. I truly appreciate your taking the time to read blog posts and submit comments. And, I want to wish you and your family a safe, enjoyable Christmas and holiday season.

Last, since Mark Zuckerberg received a very timely Christmas gift (sorry for the pun), I thought that I'd share the video below. Enjoy!


The United States And Energy Independence

Several pro-oil pols and pundits have criticized President Obama for demonizing BP, the $20 bill escrow account to help oil disaster victims, and using the BP oil disaster to push his energy agenda. Obama's energy agenda? Geez, how quickly some Americans forget:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
An Energy-Independent Future
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

Why has the USA failed to secure energy independence? Simply, we are a nation of oil addicts lacking the will to change our ways. Plenty of pols and pundits (invested in the old ways) are quick to tell oil addicts what they want to hear: we can drill our way out of the energy problem.

On Facebook, one person wrote to me saying she doesn't want to change her [oil-based] lifestyle, and that the BP oil spill was an accident comparable to an airplane crash. WTF? In her opinion, accidents happen. By her logic, the pollution of the Gulf and lost livelihoods by Gulf residents is just the consequence of drill-we-must.

I reject that. The era of cheap, easy oil has passed. Gone. Time to face facts. Pollution of the environment does matter. The BP oil disaster in the Gulf proves that. Time to find a better way than drill-we-must. Energy independence and clean, renewal energy sources both matter.

My experience with addicts: they either change and get sober, or go insane. What's your choice?

Retirement Plan Flow Analysis For Corporate Executives

Today is April Fools day, but this is no joke. According to Bankrate:

"In 2007, the U.S. Department of Labor's Employee Benefits Security Administration, or EBSA, the agency charged with enforcing 401(k) regulations, investigated more than 1,326 cases of 401(k) mismanagement or malfeasance, resulting in more than $51 million in restitution and penalties."

Do the math: that's $38,460 per case. That's not small change.

So, it seems that the senior executives at many small, medium and large companies have "mugged" their employees. These executives seem to manage their employee 401(K) retirement plans using the flow below:

Retirement plan flow analysis for company executives

How Credit Cards Work: The Daily Show

The new credit card rules are now in effect. The video (~ 10 minutes) below explains what that means with humor:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Make it Rain - Bank of America
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorHealth Care Crisis

Now you know why I do not have a credit card with Bank of America. Move your money today to a local bank or credit union.

The U.S. Supreme Court Suggests Some Constitutional Changes

If you read this blog regularly, then you know that I regularly write about and advocate for consumers'  rights against corporate greed and abuses involving identity theft, corporate responsibility, and corporate data breaches. Today's topic definitely includes corporate responsibility and consumers' (voters') rights.

Last week's SCOTUS decision on campaign finance suggests some changes to the U.S. Constitution are necessary:

"We the Corporations of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the corporate Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

Article 1, Section 2 of the Constitution also requires an update:

"The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the Corporations of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature. No Corporation shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years in business, and has maintained a headquarters for at  least the seven latest consecutive Years in the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen."

Article 1, Section 3 of the Constitution also requires an update:

"The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote... No Corporation shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and has maintained a headquarters for at least the nine latest consecutive Years in the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen."

And, Article 2, Section 1 of the Constitution also requires an update:

"No Corporation except a U.S.-based Corporation, or a corporation that has transferred its headquarter location into the U.S. for at least seven years, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Corporation be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and has maintained a headquarters fourteen consecutive Years within the United States."

A couple friends on Facebook summed up very well this SCOTUS decision:

"Corporations are not people, and money is not speech. And hey, where did all those people complaining about activist judges go?"

If this SCOTUS decision annoys you (and I sincerely hope that it does), take action: